CPCC 2nd Grade Shenanigans

With CPCC 2nd Grade in off season, keep up to date with all the latest drama within the team. Including Brodie’s Sure Things, Bonner’s quest for true love and Nirav’s Bollywood wedding.

9.53 pm

Nick Bonner -

Ok followers, Brodie has a tinder match. A girl from high school. Never spoke to her. But now there’s a match. What should he do?

9.51 am

Nick Bonner -

The morning after, nobody looks forward to this. First of all i apologise to all our followers for being quiet throughout the night, however this man was on a mission. Unfortunately, our friend tgb was unable to get back into form at the synonymous Ivanhoe, instead choosing to keep you all updated through the night. Yes, it is correct, I did “lose my hookup virginity” as Brodie put it, and did sport a rather evident pash rash. Finally, bonner has the bragging rights on the cpcc nights out. Hopefully the runs keep coming. As tgb said stay tuned for the weekends to come. Will Brodie get back into form and live up to his nickname “Ivanhoes 100%er”? will anybody apart from bonner, brodes and Tom come out to party? And the question on everybody’s lips, will Dunny come back from Thailand with a tranny ( I think we all know the answer). Yes, all these questions will be answered in the weeks to come. So keep the cpcc shenanigans in favourites to ensure you are the first one to know. Until next week, bonner out.

3.29 am

Brodie Elliott -

The night is over as TC and Bonner depart from the bus at Dee Why main, with walks ahead of them. The night was quality at Shark Bar with disapointing early departures from Kassy and Jess. This had serious ramification at Ivanhoe, however ‘Lady Revolter’ Bonner was able to salavage a hook up, losing his hook up virginity. Full credit to the man, however he did bare some of the worst pash rasb I’ve ever witnessed. In summary a great night. Please join us in further weeks to hear about all the action to come. Surely TGB must be due, hes 21 in less than 20 days.

3.09 am

Brodie Elliott -

A maximum 35 second kiss and Bonner is currently baring some of the worst pash rash I’ve ever witnessed. #hookupvirginity #buthshewasprettyhot

2.45 am

Brodie Elliott -

You know its been a bad night when Bonner has sealed the deal with some chick and you have’t.

2.15 am

Brodie Elliott -

Get around him Bonner has lost his hook up virginity

2.12 am

Brodie Elliott -

Bonner might be in here get around him!!!!

12.55 am

Brodie Elliott -

To the hoe we ride

11.46 pm

Brodie Elliott -

I’m crying. Surpise the one and only DLe is the DJ at Shark Bar and I’m loving every minute

11.36 pm

Brodie Elliott -

Fergaliciois is onnnn try Brodalicous

11.05 pm

Brodie Elliott -

Kassy and TC have disappeared at bottom level Shark Bar. I want on sex in the bathroom and another on TC not lasting more than 30 seconds.

10.37 pm

Brodie Elliott -

The trip to Manly tonight was upsetttling low on bus wankers. But we certainly salvaged yelling out of the car with some quality big show.

9.53 pm

Nick Bonner -

Grey goose, the ugly duckling that is always late to bloom

9.48 pm

Brodie Elliott -

Oh god and hes followed it up with Sandstorm, I can honestly die happy.

9.46 pm

Nick Bonner -

What a cracking start to the night, vodka shots, mario kart and beer, hopefully an omen for the night to come

9.46 pm

Brodie Elliott -

Oh ooohhhh god TC has just put on the Big Show, my ears are in heaven.

9.43 pm

Brodie Elliott -

As I sit on TC’s bed sheepishly sipping at my vodka shot. I can’t help but wait to go out with the gang in Manly. To pump the crew up, an extensive session of Nitendo Wii, featuring Mario Kart and Super Smash Brothers. I of course cleaned up in Super Smash sending any challengers to all parts of each arena. Sonic OP!!!