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9.14 pmJake Carden -
WORLD CHAMPIONS!!! But most importantly we got the bonus point, YOU BLOODY RIPPER!!
now It’s time for the rowing
9.05 pmTC -
Southee bringing out some Yorkers now. Few dots. Just 100 more of them NZ. Still in it.
Oh but it’s been dropped short and Smith hits a 4 to win it.
9.01 pmJake Carden -
This game should finish just in time for the rowing
9.00 pmJake Carden -
This New Zealand team had trained well so there winners in my eyes
8.59 pmTC -
And oh my god. Wato has come out. What a ludicrous decision not to send out the big show. Two reverse sweep 6s were on the cards.
8.57 pmTC -
And the kiwi wanker bowls a wide that’s not what we’re after here.
Oh and the same wanker has now bowled Clarke! Chopped on and he gets to depart his final ODI on his own. Standing ovation from the 90,000 people present at the MCG. What a moment. Then fox cuts to an ad. F#cksake.
8.57 pmBrodie Elliott -
Send out the Big Show!!!
8.55 pmTC -
Just 10 to win. 2 sixes for Clarkey surely. What would big show do?
8.54 pmTC -
Clarkey is now taking Southee apart. He has figures of 0/63 off 7. He’s bowled well though, looked good in the nets.
8.52 pmJake Carden -
What’s the Equasion for the bonus Point, must be on track
8.51 pmJake Carden -
im surprised he didn’t want and try and get in front of De Kock at South Africa, there the same aren’t they?
8.48 pmTC -
Yes a huge revelation this. Apparently his mum’s pigeon’s vet’s wife is Zimbabwean.
8.44 pmJake Carden -
BREAKING NEWS:Luke Ronchi set to sign a new 4 Year deal with Zimbabwe cricket, he hopes to take them to World Cup glory in 2019
8.43 pmTC -
Yes Anderson has his worth, but in the top 11 for the WC? Nope
8.42 pmTC -
Smithy is now looking to turn it up! Goes for a big slog. I like it! Get the big show in!
8.37 pmBrodie Elliott -
Sorry I’m joining the party late fellas, it seems I’ve missed some vintage Clarkey.
Based on this game I will admit Corey Anderson has probably been kicked out of my 2015 World Cup XI
8.28 pmTC -
Clarkey is well in now, he puts Vettori in the stands. Soooiiiya
8.23 pmJake Carden -
Corey Anderson has had a cracker of a game, out for a second ball duck now being spanked around the MCG by Clarke
8.20 pmTC -
Corey Anderson will be looking to build off his 2nd ball duck earlier.
8.19 pmTC -
Clarke says seeeeya Henry and lifts him over mid on for a classy 4.
8.15 pmTC -
Daniel Vettori is actually wearing Google glass and hes been googling how to get Steve Smith out in between balls.
8.13 pmTC -
100 up for Australia and the typical crowd shots are shown, a few really hammered guys there doing an Indian type dance. Good stuff.
8.05 pmJake Carden -
A shot of absolute class from the Skipper, lifting that over the Australian… Oh sorry Kiwi (Apparently) Keeper for four!
2/95 off 19
8.02 pmJake Carden -
Why can’t Mark Nicholas join the England Cricket team back in England? He’s Commentating is just as bad as Stuart Broads Batting
8.00 pmTC -
Mark Nicholas is crapping on about the size of bats. Gee sometimes he sounds like an idiot. And by sometimes I mean all the time.
7.56 pmTC -
News from the dressing room that the Big Show will go out to bat blindfolded for a bit of a laugh if he gets a bat. What a crowd pleaser what a legend of the game.
2/76 off 17
7.33 pmJake Carden -
BANG! Warner is out caught in the deep for 45, the Kiwis will be thinking they’re still in this, but really we have the Big Show is in at number 6
7.32 pmJake Carden -
All of a sudden The people of New Zealand hate Cricket again, we will smash use in the Rugby World Cup Bro
185 the target
7.22 pmTC -
Warner and Smith aren’t mucking around here. Chances of seeing the Big Show tonight are rapidly decreasing.
1/56 off 9.5
7.12 pmJake Carden -
1/41 off 7 overs. It’s good that Warner and Smith are getting on with it because I really want to watch the Sydney International of Rowing which starts at 10
7.07 pmJake Carden -
Cracking shot from Steve Smith, but if this was the Big show that would of gone over mid Off for Six
7.03 pmTC -
What a privilege it is to have Jake’s insight for the remainder of this game.
Warner has carved out a few fours here, including two cracking cover drives. Got away with a couple as well, dropped at slip but it went for 4.
7.01 pmJake Carden -
I only see this game going two ways. Australia might win or they Might loose!
6.58 pmTC -
Welcome to the commentary team Jake and yes that’s a very good point. Winning with a bonus point key here for Kiwi embarrassment.
6.55 pmJake Carden -
I personally don’t know why Steve Smith is in at number 3, the only way Australia is going to win with a bonus point is if THE BIG SHOW comes in
6.49 pmTC -
And Boult removes Finch!! Well we could see that coming a mile off. Nice swing from Boult, Finch gets tangled up and bunts it back for a caught and bowled. We’re one step closer to seeing the Big Show.
6.46 pmTC -
Southee making Finch look rubbish here. Boult on now as Australia try to chase this horribly small total of 184.